Make The BeeGees Stop

I'm not completely certain, but right up there with double digit unemployment, seismic house of representative changes, and that the next incarnation of Call of Duty apparently incorporates a zombie phase in the Pentagon that involves four dead Presidents, the fact that Starbucks is now featuring the BeeGees and playing their greatest hits over, and over, and over in store IS one of the final si guns of the apocalypse.

Oh, please hurry up person with the records you are dropping off to me here.