Thank You 007 NKG

Thank You, mister white Honda Accord driver, for your instruction on how to drive in the snow last week.

Seriously, none of us would have been able make it down Weddington Drive without your sterling example.

Who would have possibly understood that you CAN drive the full speed limit when the roads are covered with an inch of ice?

No, you; you with your brave example showed us all the way.

And, all of us that were que'd up to cross the 540 bridge; what foolish timid drivers we were. Silly us, focusing on an orderly procession over the icy expanse.

But above all, it was your cracked window and your display of your proud, outstretched finger.

Yes, you are number one. Except, of course, you were using your middle finger to let all of us dullards know you were number one.

So, I recorded your plates -- I hope I got those letters right -- but your double-oh status was so clear.

Looking forward to seeing you again next week when it snows again, Mr. Bond.